Brock63 write:
you got that right....with all the shots i promised to do I better spend some time there to sober up....LOL
yea i was thinkin the same thing cuz i sure ain't ridin hammered!!!
I guess get to the drinkin first, then get some food and chill a while, i've never rode under the influence so far, ain't startin now!!! Too dam old I'm thinkin the pain hurts more as ya get older!!
Brock63 write:
yeah but you also remember what they all look like even after all these years...... If your past is anything like mine then some things you want to forget....hahahahahaha
Dude think about it, tell me you've seen Porky's!! The principal was going to line up some suspect boys in the high school to see if Miss Ballbreaker, the girls gym teacher, could identify the offending tallywhacker!!
If ya haven't seen the movie, go rent it!!! Juvenile yea but funny as hell. There are at least 3 scenes in that movie that made me laugh till I was in the fetal position on the floor crying!!!
Okay I've requested space on the Events calander for Myrtle Bike Week for the:
First Annual BROCKS NO HANDED DOUGHNUT TOSSING CONTEST!! Should be a blast, wouldn't miss this for the world!!
Dude, I'll never look at a donut the same way again!! I'm scarred for life!!! Of course maybe it's not a bad thing if I NEVER EAT A DONUT AGAIN BECAUSE I'LL BE THINKIN SOME SICK BASTARD IN THE BACK PLAYED RINGTOSS WITH THE DONUTS AND SOME DUDE'S TALLYWHACKER!!!!!!
HarleyFatb0y write:
Quiet, Quiet on the set.
ACT I, SCENE 1, TAKE 1,
Setting:
Wadmalaw, SC
Time 6:15 AM
Date FRIDAY May 20, 2005
The sun is just breaking the horizon. The alarm clock is sounding off. Brock rolls and slams the clock radio shutting down the annoying blare. He rolls out of bed in his Leather Chaps & Thong PJ's. Groggy he stumbles down the hallway mumbling " IT'S TIME TO MAKE THE DOUGHNUTS" IT'S TIME TO MAKE THE DOUGHNUTS"
LOL! And Right now it's 3:15 am. And I'm lmao at you HarleyFatBoy. Too cute!
Setting:
Wadmalaw, SC
Time 6:15 AM
Date FRIDAY May 20, 2005
The sun is just breaking the horizon. The alarm clock is sounding off. Brock rolls and slams the clock radio shutting down the annoying blare. He rolls out of bed in his Leather Chaps & Thong PJ's. Groggy he stumbles down the hallway mumbling " IT'S TIME TO MAKE THE DOUGHNUTS" IT'S TIME TO MAKE THE DOUGHNUTS"
Brock63 write:
Nodey will be severely punished for this joke.....if she has the guts to show for the meeting....LOL
okay okay keep laughing...hahaha. just dont get mad when your women want me to punch the hole out on the doughnut and make it larger....with no hands! LMAO
Lol..whatcha gonna do to me Brock? Torture me and make me eat a bunch of doughnuts while you pole dance for me?????
Hehehe...ya know I wuv ya.
This bike week could be very interesting
This Bike Week is going to be very interesting. In more ways than one.
Hmmm, really, could this be a donut hint? oboy oboy oboy
Brock63 write:
Nodey will be severely punished for this joke.....if she has the guts to show for the meeting....LOL
okay okay keep laughing...hahaha. just dont get mad when your women want me to punch the hole out on the doughnut and make it larger....with no hands! LMAO
Lol..whatcha gonna do to me Brock? Torture me and make me eat a bunch of doughnuts while you pole dance for me?????
Hehehe...ya know I wuv ya.
This bike week could be very interesting
This Bike Week is going to be very interesting. In more ways than one.
HarleyFatb0y write:
Hey Brock, Ya still bringin doughnuts RIGHT!?!
C'mon dude you're the host, it's your state. So gather up those Krispy Kream coupons off the fridge and bring some godforsaken doughnuts. Amen
ps: for all you worshipers out there, I didn't use the lords name in vein! When you say Amen afterwards it becomes a prayer. We're all prayin to Jesus H. Christ that Brock brings some doughnuts! Amen
Brock63 write:
Nodey will be severely punished for this joke.....if she has the guts to show for the meeting....LOL
okay okay keep laughing...hahaha. just dont get mad when your women want me to punch the hole out on the doughnut and make it larger....with no hands! LMAO
Lol..whatcha gonna do to me Brock? Torture me and make me eat a bunch of doughnuts while you pole dance for me?????
Brock63 write:
Nodey will be severely punished for this joke.....if she has the guts to show for the meeting....LOL
okay okay keep laughing...hahaha. just dont get mad when your women want me to punch the hole out on the doughnut and make it larger....with no hands! LMAO
No, you are not using my tool to punch holes in the donuts.
Hey Brock, Ya still bringin doughnuts RIGHT!?!
C'mon dude you're the host, it's your state. So gather up those Krispy Kream coupons off the fridge and bring some godforsaken doughnuts. Amen
ps: for all you worshipers out there, I didn't use the lords name in vein! When you say Amen afterwards it becomes a prayer. We're all prayin to Jesus H. Christ that Brock brings some doughnuts! Amen
Brock63 write:
Nodey will be severely punished for this joke.....if she has the guts to show for the meeting....LOL
okay okay keep laughing...hahaha. just dont get mad when your women want me to punch the hole out on the doughnut and make it larger....with no hands! LMAO
Lol..whatcha gonna do to me Brock? Torture me and make me eat a bunch of doughnuts while you pole dance for me?????
